Legwarmers are back A/W 13?

I love these shoes, above, from the Alexander Wang A/W 2013 show.  Ludicrously impractical for a wheelchair using, non-walking person with poor circulation and swollen feet and ankles.  Good grief, like life isn’t bad enough without being taunted by them…? (Ironic joke there for anyone who might imagine I am that shallow … oh, but you’d never be reading my blog tho’, would you?)

Maybe these, below, from the same show, would suit me better and keep my tootsies warm?

Does this mean leg warmers are back, people?  I could be wearing flats under there, no?  Pointy toes and leg warmers … wheelchair user style for Autumn/Winter 2013.  Are you feeling me out there …?