These must be the most ridiculously fabulous footwear ever: Marco de Vincenzo: Ruffled satin block-heel mules, £440, on the Matches Fashion website. I totally love them.
There is something in my psyche that drives me to the most impractical extreme of frou-frou girly stuff whenever I am feeling stressed.
I am, in fact, not at all keen on frou-frou girly stuff in the normal course of things so, looking at these – surely the footwear equivalent of the bow-tied fluffy poodle in doggie terms – I am clearly feeling stressed to the point of insanity.
Got to remember that I am a sleek black Afghan Hound not a poncey poodle and I am not going to buy them … even though the cutest purple velvet bows, below, are screaming at me to do so.
This is but a moment of temporary insanity however strong the ❤️️❤️️❤️️